18 COMMENTS

1. Dr. Boosh .M.D. says:

   April 30, 2011 at 5:21 pm

   Foist… 2. Blows Dudes

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2. hotchicksmakingout says:

   April 30, 2011 at 5:33 pm

   I now have hope in getting a job as a reporter…

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3. anthony says:

   April 30, 2011 at 5:41 pm

   this is my town. i live right beside this walmart. and the guy went to school with my little brother. he was dared to do it. ….lets just say.. there's not much to do in this town. haha

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   • brontobyte says:

     April 30, 2011 at 6:09 pm

     clearly. your reporters are very professional. /sarcasm

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     • anthony says:

       April 30, 2011 at 7:29 pm

       thats pat. he's been known to exaggerate every report he's ever done. everyone has a low opinion of him and he knows it. which explains why everyone was as unfunny as he is when they were interviewed.

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4. Nate says:

   April 30, 2011 at 6:39 pm

   My hometown on the map for all the right reasons right here.

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5. @elitistprick says:

   April 30, 2011 at 6:54 pm

   i wish this happened in sacramento

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6. Ryan says:

   April 30, 2011 at 7:08 pm

   I'm willing to bet that that fail reporter thought of all those horrible puns and told the people to say them. ugh.

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   • poo says:

     April 30, 2011 at 7:21 pm

     well, obviously

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7. cbags says:

   April 30, 2011 at 7:37 pm

   this is the worst news package ever made

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8. kek says:

   April 30, 2011 at 8:04 pm

   what a fucking waste of time and money as far as the news crew, production, and air time are concerned. this town must be located next to a nuclear plant or have major pesticide runoff into their water supply for them to be this fucking stupid

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9. fightthemwithkarma says:

   April 30, 2011 at 8:56 pm

   Fuck everyone involved.

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10. anon says:

    April 30, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    my face is sore from facepalming so hard

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11. Pissed-Off Penguin says:

    April 30, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    wow, that was the stupidest news report I've ever seen. what was with those awful fucking puns?!

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13. cuntslapthequeen says:

    May 1, 2011 at 2:15 am

    this has to be the corniest news report i have ever seen in my entire life.

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14. Niggers says:

    May 1, 2011 at 6:44 am

    Haha, this shit's gotten huge. I know the guy that did this. Shit is hilarious

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15. fuck stupid shit says:

    May 1, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    i better not ever fucken see such a gay ass fucken report ever again in my life

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